Hearing her feet dragging down the hall, I smile. I met Lola in the art program at UCSD, and although we didn’t really start hanging out regularly until she moved in as my roommate last summer, I feel like I’ve known her my entire life. It’s a good thing I love them both so much.Īnd Lord, I do. TMI alert? Oliver is loud, and I had no idea the c-word was used quite so readily in Australia. Sometimes they’ll just walk in the door, chatting casually, and then stop, look at each other, and here we go again. Watching The Walking Dead? Obviously arousing. And Lola and her boyfriend, Oliver, are at that stage in a new relationship where touching is constant and sex seems to happen almost spontaneously. Harlow and Finn seem to have mastered sex via eye contact.
Mia and Ansel are married and barely come up for air. My roommate, Lola, and her two best friends, Harlow and Mia, met their significant others in a totally insane, it-never-happens-in-real-life weekend of debauchery in Las Vegas. The side effects of a less-than-social vagina are particularly noticeable when you’re constantly surrounded by three of the most disgustingly happy couples around. And by that point, having sex with yourself is the only option because how can any man possibly hope to compete with your own hand or a vibrator with 120 volts and seventeen variable speed settings? Which is ridiculous when you think about it because everyone knows the best sex toys are corded or rechargeable. At least two of these stores auto-fill after only a single letter is typed into the URL bar, and you are always the roommate expected to replace the batteries on the remote control, hand vacuum, and flashlights. You can name at least three online adult toy stores from memory, accurately quoting their shipping rates, reliability, and speed.
THERE ARE A number of things that happen when you haven’t had sex in a while: You inadvertently emit a sound during the kissing scenes in romantic movies-a noise that falls somewhere between a snort and an audible eye roll and which almost always elicits a pillow being lobbed at you from the other end of the couch.
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